“Fortnite” Has to Be Coming to the Switch, Right?

If Epic Games had their way, “Fortnite” would release on every platform including your mom’s Motorola V400p. They are shilling this game outrageously hard. Seriously, these game came to mobile iOS and soon Android. So, It only makes sense they are eyeballing the most talked about current-gen system on the market, the Nintendo Switch.

I would, without question, purchase “Fortnite” on the stationary-portable system. It would make a great addition to my already pretty large library. Additionally, the whack cartoon art style of the game fits perfectly with the family friendly Switch. If Reggie (Nintendo head)  knew I wanted this port, he would be in the office calling Tim Sweeney (Epic Games head) making that deal. They better hurry up!  Hook in the weebs is a solid business model.

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Well, I’m an idiot, according to this website who’s jacking info from Forbes, rumor has it that Nintendo will announce the “Fortnite” port at their E3 presentation. Sure, I’m like 2 days late relaying the news, forgive me please. I’m still ready to play Looney Tunes portably with the Switch. Screw the iOS and Android gimmicks, that’s whack. Hit me with that proper adaptation. Tanks XoXo Rawr.