Ha, suckers! Get 5 loot boxes aka Apex Packs and a sick skin for Pathfinder aka Zipline Boi, all for a measly amount of $data_mine.99. Like, yes please! It’s easy: link your Twitch account to your Amazon Prime account which you then link to your EA account and voilà–you’ve been data mined to all hell but now have dope loot for “Apex Legends.”
EA is part owner of all my profitable ventures for the rest of my life, but I scored a legendary Mozambique skin in 1 of the 5 “free” packs. Oh yeah, I also landed voice line for Gibraltar. Hella worth.
Lol, I’m trolling, in all seriousness, go get the loot while you can.
*Side convo with EA exec:
LNG: Okay, I told the plebs to invest in the “Apex Legends” loot. It’s time to discuss my payment. That’ll be a 6-pack of rootbeer and a case of G Fuel.
EA exec: You will be paid in good time, LNG. We begin operation, BIG DATA MINE 2019!!!