Dear “Tetris 99,”
You’re driving me up a f–kin’ wall. Fer real.
They say in this world, nothing comes easy. Yeah–well, that annoying remark goes double, maybe triple, for a win in “Tetris 99.” At no point do you feel like you are about to get the dub. Not at ANY point. The classic tile revamped as a BR is a killer.
Incoming is a big however, I literally cannot stop playing. Even when it means loss after loss after loss. In the words of DJ Khaled, “another one,” for hours on end. So many consecutive games that the mind runs red with descending shapes. Through the day I’ll catch myself daydreaming about better builds.
Why does this hopeless game have me in its clutches? There’s basically no way to win, yet try I must. “Tetris 99,” please, you’re doing me dirty with this emotional rollercoaster that seems to only end in sadness.
Most importantly, plebs–you, me and the like–need some sort of easy mode. “Tetris 99” would be better for it, swear on me mum. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s back to being rekt’d.
Love,
LNG