Video Games

The Nintendo Switch is quickly becoming one of my favorite consoles (besides the Sega Game Gear, duh). But the Switch stands apart from any other console because of how many accessories the consumer can buy for it. It’s crazy, let’s take a look.

The Switch can go portable on the fly, so a screen protector and a solid case are a must-buy. Oh, don’t forget to grab an extra charger for on-the-go moments in your life. Plus, if you want an all-digital games library a micro SD card will be in your Amazon cart before you can say Shigeru Miyamoto. Those are 4 required purchases for the system. There are others that I’m probably forgetting, forgive me.

Then, the not-so-necessary accessories include Joy‑Con charging grips, game card cases, light up dock shields, controller armor guards, compact playstands, car chargers and Labo interactive pieces–just to name a handful. Buying all that would cost a pretty penny.

The Switch peripherals reflect the fact the system can be both portable and stationary. It truly is a double whammy. Nintendo isn’t complaining, they are for sure laughing to the bank.

 

Without question, Epic Games’ “Fortnite” is dominating the PS4 multiplayer landscape right now. But it’s time for “PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds” to shut down Looney Tunes A.K.A. “Fortnite’s” Playstation party.

Guns

First things first, the guns in “PUBG” are just superior to the cartoony weaponry in “Fortnite.” If a player finds a SCAR in “Battlegrounds” it isn’t outfitted with the best attachments right off the bat. You have to loot to get grips, scopes etc. Colors distinguish how powerful a gun is in “Fortnite.” The mechanic is too simple in my mind, I like the idea of being challenged to power up weapons.

Graphics

I’ve mentioned it before but I find the graphics in “Fortnite” to be offensive. They don’t call it Looney Tunes for nothing. “PUBG” has a look like it’s based in reality. And personally, it’s easier on the eyes.

Yes, “PUBG” has found its way onto the XBone–but real talk, it was such janky release we will just forget it ever happened. Bluehole Studio please bring “Battlegrounds” to the PS4 fully optimized ASAP before Looney Tunes takes completely over!

Okay, okay. I was quick to judge Epic Games’ smash hit, “Fortnite.” After about 30 back-to-back solos in a row, I can now say I’ve gotten into the game and understand its monumental hype.

Being Selfish!

Looting up individually has its perks. All the best gear with no teammates riding you about distribution of goods. This alone makes learning the weapons and traps a breeze. Without teammates jack-harvesting all the resources, lil ‘ol me can be up to my eyes in wood, brick and steel. Then, there’s no more peer pressure about fort building or anything. It’s all me!

I say solos the best game mode in “Fortnite.” This is not something I could say for “Rainbow Six Siege” or any other multiplayer game for that matter. “Fortnite” gameplay feels more balanced when it’s a total free-for-all. Not having to worry about being separated from your squad only to be melted by another roaming squad is a nice relief.

If you haven’t watched the “Fortnite” god himself, Ninja, watch one of his latest highlight reels below:

PS3 and Vita users won’t get any more free games from Playstation Plus come March 8, 2019.

I get the email that you can see above from Playstation on March 1. I randomly stumbled upon it looking for coupons for Barnes & Noble (which I did if you’re wondering). But that’s neither here nor there! An end of an era is slowly approaching. Before we can even blink, PS4 games on PS Plus will be the ones getting the axe. Let’s put it this way, the PS Vita isn’t even an old console, it came out in 2012 and it’s already getting the backseat from Sony.

I feel like I’ve done my good deed sharing this today. I’ll just drink some G Fuel and relax anxiously now.

Since the holidays 2017, I’ve been up to my ear balls in new video games. Some of those games I’ve played, others are still on the back burner. Either way, I’m overwhelmed as all hell.

“Nioh,” “Nier: Automata,” “Final Fantasy XV,” “Darkest Dungeon,” “Stardew Valley” and “Gravity Rush” make up a portion of games on my plate. All solid titles–but giving them the proper time and attention proves to be tricky. The sheer volume of them gives me a bit of plebeian-like anxiety.

How am I supposed to carve out time to the cause? Thankfully, “Stardew” and “Darkest” have been purchased on the Nintendo Switch platform allowing these titles to go portable at the drop of a hat. The rest: landlocked on the PS4 console, only to be played when I’m at home. Getting all weeby and chilling at home is a rarity these days TBH.

In conclusion, having too many games is a good problem to have. So, I’ve devised a plan but it involves me eliminating any and all sleep. Let’s just say I have a little date with G Fuel and some chips.

“Rainbow Six Siege” is set to release its third year of DLC, titled Operation Chimera. Included in the DLC is Outbreak, a limited-time, co-op event featuring zombies. And yes, I’m not happy about it.

Wasted Resources

Ubisoft’s focus should be on the main game! How about bringing back maps that have been removed from the casual map rotation (Yacht and Favela) instead of creating a zombie mode? Hmmm, that’s a thought. However, there’s some good news, Gamespot reports Yacht will be making a season 3 return to causal–but Bartlett University is getting the boot. I’ll admit, Bartlett sucks but its removal proves that Ubi has interests elsewhere. Likely in this damn zombie BS. Stop goinking with the maps players have grown to–love might be a strong word–at least, respect!

Copy/Paste

Zombies from “COD,” “Left 4 Dead” and “Metal Gear Survive” come to mind when I look at Outbreak’s zombie models. That alone is insane and cringy.

Alaskan Metamute

This additional mode doesn’t mesh with the game’s beloved meta, plain and simple. Zombies invading a tactical shooter? Just doesn’t work if you ask me, a long-time player. The worst part, a flood of new players have been taking a liking to “Rainbow Six Siege” and they will probably really enjoy Outbreak. Ubisoft, seeing the success of Outbreak, then decides to put more energy into veering away from the game’s original design. It’s a slippery slope, plebs, a sliiippery slope. One second you love a game, the next it’s hot garbo on a Sunday evening.

If you think I’m kooky give me comment!

Watch how whack the Outbreak mode will be here:

Be me. Chillin’, young AF and playing my dad’s Atari 2600 system. Now that I think about it, I have no idea why my father would own a video game system of any kind. He’s not big into v-games. Either way, the Atari simply is my first gaming memory. So, where Atari at?

Crypto

According to Kotaku, the video game company recently announced it’s plan to jump into the cryptocurrency market with their own coin, the Atari Token. I don’t believe Atari needs to sink to this level. Stick to video games, darn it! Lol. However, Bloomberg posts a big jump in Atari stock after their big announcement. Who knows, the increase in stock could be a factor in Atari making games again.

Mobile

It’s worth noting that Atari hasn’t been entirely invisible in the game world. They have been shilling mobile games like Rollercoaster Tycoon Touch and Breakout: Boost like a bunch of plebs. I think we can all agree, mobile is quite literally the worst platform ever. The official Atari website is outfitted with tons of marketing for their mobile games too. This global interactive entertainment company has more to offer than that.

Could Atari climb back on top of the video game leader boards? I think a major console release would do the trick. Something innovative that challenges the PS4, XBone and gives Nintendo a run for their money. In the meantime we can just watch Blade Runner 2049 where Atari seemingly hasn’t missed a beat.

Have you ever looked at something and just thought, “I never want to lay eyes on that again”? This is “Fortnite” for me…

Graphically

In the words of DrDisRespect, “Fortnite” looks like “‘Looney Tunes.'” Designed specifically for 10-year-olds, the title features stupid-ass visuals and lame dancing. Rage burns inside me looking at the graphics that look ripped from “Team Fortress 2.” Epic Games wanted to make something to attract color-obsessed weebs. I’m actually surprised I’m not into it. Something about it just seems–wrong… So, I will just hate on it.

Gameplay

First, the game completely swiped “PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds” battle royal formula. Being a “PUBG” fan, I take serious offense that “Looney Tunes” is copying one of my favorite games. The shooting mainly consists of jumping around and being the first player to land a shotgun shot to the face. Don’t get me started on the one-dimensional building that is supposed to be a big draw to the title. It’s a ramp building sim. There is no cool fort building or anything! Whoever can master the building controls and construct a stupid looking series of walls usually wins. It’s uninteresting but plenty of people obviously think it’s grounbreaking stuff. OMG, I almost forgot about the dumbass pick axe mechanic. Actually, I won’t even get into it.

I just have to say my piece on this game. “Fortnite” is so popular right now and I need everyone to calm down a little. Games like “R6” and “PUBG” have way more style and don’t look like they don’t look like they were made using MS Paint.

First and foremost, “Breath of the Wild” on my new Switch has me stunned from blinding dankness. Lemme explain why the game casually says F off to the BS.

The Double Down

“BoTW” ditches a long-winded story and doubles down on exploration. Roaming the super-detailed map is outrageously satisfying. Why waste time on a complex story line when the map alone can tell a much more vibrant tale? That’s what this particular “Zelda” installment does so well. Every nook and cranny of the map adds to Hyrule’s robust history without bogging the player down with needless storytelling. Guardian graveyards, lonely horse ranches and broad vistas let your mind wander into the sprawling world’s past and future. These features completely eliminate the need for a story at all.

Straight to the Fun

When the game does slow down for a dialogue sequence and the like, have no fear–it’s always quick throwing the player back into the fun in no time. It’s just a gamers’ game with a focus on pure gameplay! Cut the bull and plow forward with the adventure. I’m not kidding when I say the adventure is about as addicting as six cups of coffee. I can’t get enough right now. I’ve put in at least 30 hours into the game so far and there isn’t an end to the joy in sight. PS. I’m a pleb. <3

“Hunt: Showdown” finds itself in a saturated first-person shooter, multiplayer landscape but has enough unique qualities to differentiate it from the crowd.

Scares

We all know I’m weak when it comes to horror games but this one is different, I swear. One thing players will notice immediately is the game’s chilling tone. Think of a mix of “Bloodborne” and “Resident Evil 7.” Macabre vibes in a Louisiana bog! You don’t want to eat the Creole here, folks. Zombies and crooked animals roam the map intent on either hurting the player or giving away their position at the very least. Players visit chilling structures filled with grotesque monsters intent on spilling players’ blood! “Hunt” isn’t for the faint of heart and I love it!

Graphics

The game just looks great. Again, the graphics are reminiscent of a beefed up “RE7.” Water ripples beautifully in the festering marshes. Ravaged horses wiggle and scream in the muck. Aside from the environments looking good, the character models and animations are also some of the best I’ve seen. In first-person view, knives are sheathed in proper fashion. Characters gracefully move across screen with meaningful steps. All this is a pleb’s dream. The game’s developer, Crytek, are known for graphics and they aren’t disappointing here.

There’s no release date slated for the swamp horror. The closed alpha I believe just ended, so it could be a ways off.

Take a look at a fun VOD from Summit1g and Shroud playing duos: