Eating Chips and Playing Video Games Is Overrated

Sure, eating chips is bomb and so is playing games. But doing it at the same time… It fucking sucks.

I don’t know about you but when I dig into a bag of chips, let’s sayyyyyy Duritos–my hands turn into these immobile, disgusting claws. It’s like the artificial flavoring slathering my hands creates major paralysis. The feeling is awful, uncomfortable and distracting.

Playing video game requires my hands to be in prime condition for maximum pawnage. Now, think about my grimey, hands-turned-claws trying to properly grip the controller. Can’t happen, plain and simple. No eating chips before or during a sesh. It sucks but it’s also a sad reality.

Drinking Cokes is totally chill though.