So, you’ve made a name for yourself on Twitch. Averaging 15k viewers a stream and that looks to be only the tip of the iceberg! Things are lookin’ good and it’s definitely time to sellout.
Get in touch with G FUEL, Monster Energy and Red Bull. Make a deal with the company that offers you the absolute most money. You’ve earned it, after all, you’re raking in 15k viewers a stream. Getting an energy drink sponsor is the easy part. On to the more difficult venture.
Stop being your authentic self. Stop cussing, turn your stream into some sort of PG-13, or even PG, variation. Alienating the viewers who were there from the beginning is the goal. Start playing with streamers who will cling to your fame like squelching leeches. Then cut those people off completely without explanation. Make sure not to cuss though, keep it PG, K dawg?
When your stream starts taking a dip in viewership numbers, say something like “I run a dying stream” over and over. Rousing your top donators (new and old) into throwing money at you. Classic tactic. Complain about getting bits instead of cash donations too. Your opinion on how money is handed to you while you sit and play games matters.
Finally, launch a whack merch line. Congratulations, you are a sellout on Twitch.