If you’ve played a battle royale game say “Fortnite” or “PUBG,” you’ve dealt with a fill. The lone player who desperately wants to enjoy the luxury of a squad. But there’s a problem. The fill is a goddamn mad man.
Mr. Fill follows a strict set of rules that go as follows:
- Never stick with squadmates no matter what.
- Grab as much loot as possible without ever distributing to the squad.
- Ignore the way points placed on map by squad.
- Freedom from the squad is a God given right and therefor will be taken advantage of.
- Dying first is a must.
- If the squad is down or in trouble, under no circumstances should you help/intervene.
- Relax hard.
I want to thank fill for always throwing myself and the rest of the squad a curve ball. Don’t stop doing what you’re doing! We definitely aren’t counting on you.