“Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice” as a Gift for a Pleb

Remember being young–broke AF–during Christmas or Hanukkah or any gift-giving holiday and receiving a video game as a present? I vividly remember scoring “Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater” for the PS1 over Christmas. Fun moments like that are seared into my brain like a tasty halibut.

It’s a damn fine feel. One that I’ve recently been fortunate enough to experience again at a much older age. My fiancee lovingly decided to surprise me with “Sekiro”–a new From Software title I had a major hankering for.

Enjoy the feeling of unconditional love because it’s the best. Currently sitting her thinking, how did this weeb gumbo get so lucky?

45 minutes into “Sekiro,” barely out of the no-so-fluffy tutorial zone, and I already know I’m in a world of hurt. But guess what? I’m gunna beat it! That’s an LNG promise to my gift-giving fiancee. Thanks again, love!