Unpopular Opinion: “Fortnite” Is Whack

Have you ever looked at something and just thought, “I never want to lay eyes on that again”? This is “Fortnite” for me…

Graphically

In the words of DrDisRespect, “Fortnite” looks like “‘Looney Tunes.'” Designed specifically for 10-year-olds, the title features stupid-ass visuals and lame dancing. Rage burns inside me looking at the graphics that look ripped from “Team Fortress 2.” Epic Games wanted to make something to attract color-obsessed weebs. I’m actually surprised I’m not into it. Something about it just seems–wrong… So, I will just hate on it.

Gameplay

First, the game completely swiped “PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds” battle royal formula. Being a “PUBG” fan, I take serious offense that “Looney Tunes” is copying one of my favorite games. The shooting mainly consists of jumping around and being the first player to land a shotgun shot to the face. Don’t get me started on the one-dimensional building that is supposed to be a big draw to the title. It’s a ramp building sim. There is no cool fort building or anything! Whoever can master the building controls and construct a stupid looking series of walls usually wins. It’s uninteresting but plenty of people obviously think it’s grounbreaking stuff. OMG, I almost forgot about the dumbass pick axe mechanic. Actually, I won’t even get into it.

I just have to say my piece on this game. “Fortnite” is so popular right now and I need everyone to calm down a little. Games like “R6” and “PUBG” have way more style and don’t look like they don’t look like they were made using MS Paint.