“Tetris 99” Coaching Begins–Now!

Don’t argue this, LNG is the best “Tetris 99” player on this side of the Mississippi. You wanna be LNG? Well, this winning-winning-winning knowledge can be yours… Continue reading!

Colors

Tile colors, commit them to memory, you will. Enough Yoda voice. Straight up though, knowing the tile shape just by color will allow you to build smarter and faster. Don’t be a pleb, color up.

Focus

Know when to switch your point of attack to the KO option. Making this clutch selection will help you score tasty badges. Badges, of course, send more of your cleared lines to opponents’ boards and vice versa. Get focused ADD boi.

Practice

Put like 100+ hours into the game. Put like 200+ hours into the game. Make “Tetris 99” your life’s priority. The chances are still extremely slim that you will ever actually get a dub. Don’t ever expect a dub. Practice anyway hehe.

As your coach, expectations are high. So, no more weebing about on “Sekiro,” remember those 100+ hours? Drink your F’ing G Fuel, sign into “Tetris 99” and start playing like geeked out maniac. Thx.